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SKU: MSAM001
Experience superior comfort in your sports activities with ASS MAGIC Chamois Cream. This is no ordinary cream—it's designed to keep your most sensitive areas happy so you can focus on the ride ahead. Developed and tested by experts and athletes, it guarantees adventure without discomfort.
Fusing Mother Nature’s finest with science, our unique blend of lanolin and synthetic beeswax not only promotes personal hygiene but also provides exceptional anti-chafing protection. Originally crafted for cyclists, ASS MAGIC has evolved into an essential ally for athletes across the spectrum. Whether you’re grinding up hills or cruising down trails, this cream is the cherry on top of your biking cake.
APPLICATION MATTERS: For best results, apply ASS MAGIC directly to your skin or the chamois of your cycling shorts. Remember, hygiene is key—no double-dipping! Scoop out about 5 to 10ml during each ride and coat the areas that meet your saddle.
Feel free to apply ASS MAGIC directly to the contact areas of your cycling shorts as well. If you're prone to chafing (and let's face it, who isn't?), slather it on any troublesome spots for a smooth ride!
Quick post-ride care can make all the difference! Change out of your shorts and shower promptly; this not only refreshes you but also reduces the risk of saddle sores. For your skin’s post-ride revival, consider our Skin Repair Cream—because great rides deserve great aftercare.
Discontinue use and consult your doctor if allergic reactions occur. This cream is for external use only—no tasting! And definitely not a toy for kids under 3.
If discomfort is crashing your party, it might be time to assess your saddle, bike setup, or cycling shorts. Adjust each component individually to uncover any pesky potholes in your ride. For more advice, swing by our blog—we’ve got nuggets of wisdom waiting for you!
Upgrade your comfort with ASS MAGIC Chamois Cream and transform every ride into a magical journey!
We know you’d rather be out riding than waiting for a package. That’s why we keep shipping simple:
Orders $99 or more ship FREE—because spending more should mean saving more.
Non-Rural: $6.99
Rural: $11.99 (because those scenic backroads take a little longer to reach!)
Non-Rural: Ships in 2-3 days
Rural: Up to 5 days (we blame the sheep traffic)
New Zealand only—for now. One day, we might take over the world.
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We get it—sometimes things don’t work out. Maybe the size is off, or maybe your new gear just doesn’t vibe with your ride. No worries! Here’s how we handle returns, Cyril-style:
Got second thoughts? You’ve got 30 days to return your item.
It must be unused, in its original packaging, and come with proof of purchase.
No battle scars, no “I wore it once” excuses—we need it in top shape!
Log in to your account and use our automated return system.
If accepted, we’ll send you a shipping label and instructions.
Once we receive and approve your return, refunds are processed within 10 business days—quick as a downhill sprint!
Hit a snag? Received the wrong order? Let us know ASAP and we’ll fix it faster than Cyril can bomb a hill.
Some items can’t be returned:
Gift cards (use ‘em, don’t lose ‘em!)
Custom products (once it’s made just for you, it’s yours!)
Still have questions? Shoot us an email at team@bikersrepublic.co.nz, and we’ll sort you out.
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