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SKU: MSAM201
Riders, ever found yourself battling the aftermath of an adventure gone wrong? Chafing, blisters, or that pesky sunburn trying to steal your thunder? Worry not! Introducing Ass Magic Skin Repair Cream, your ultimate partner in crime for swift skin recovery.
Crafted to revive and soothe damaged skin, our cream gets down to business with a dynamic duo of ingredients: Panthenol and Glycerine. These powerhouse humectants lock in moisture, helping your skin bounce back like it just took a victory lap. And if irritation has crashed the party, fear not! Colloidal Oat works its soothing magic to calm those angry patches, so you can get back to riding the open roads.
1. After the unfortunate skin encounter, wash your hands with soap and water. 2. Cleanse the affected area gently. 3. Apply 1 - 8ml of Ass Magic Skin Repair Cream, depending on the size of the area, creating a light, even layer. 4. Reapply every 4-6 hours as needed.
Do not use on open wounds.
While this cream is a miracle worker, it's not designed for open wounds. If your skin's feeling particularly rebellious, stop using it and consult a doc if allergic reactions occur. This cream's for external use only—absolutely no sampling! Not suitable for little gremlins under 3 years old. Remember, it’s safe to apply once the scab is formed, gracefully aiding the final healing stages.
So why let skin issues slow you down? Speed up your recovery with Ass Magic Skin Repair Cream and unveil the magic of rapid healing!
We know you’d rather be out riding than waiting for a package. That’s why we keep shipping simple:
Orders $99 or more ship FREE—because spending more should mean saving more.
Non-Rural: $6.99
Rural: $11.99 (because those scenic backroads take a little longer to reach!)
Non-Rural: Ships in 2-3 days
Rural: Up to 5 days (we blame the sheep traffic)
New Zealand only—for now. One day, we might take over the world.
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We get it—sometimes things don’t work out. Maybe the size is off, or maybe your new gear just doesn’t vibe with your ride. No worries! Here’s how we handle returns, Cyril-style:
Got second thoughts? You’ve got 30 days to return your item.
It must be unused, in its original packaging, and come with proof of purchase.
No battle scars, no “I wore it once” excuses—we need it in top shape!
Log in to your account and use our automated return system.
If accepted, we’ll send you a shipping label and instructions.
Once we receive and approve your return, refunds are processed within 10 business days—quick as a downhill sprint!
Hit a snag? Received the wrong order? Let us know ASAP and we’ll fix it faster than Cyril can bomb a hill.
Some items can’t be returned:
Gift cards (use ‘em, don’t lose ‘em!)
Custom products (once it’s made just for you, it’s yours!)
Still have questions? Shoot us an email at team@bikersrepublic.co.nz, and we’ll sort you out.
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